so absolutely nothing happened in this game huge snorefest. at end of first half meow caught td then mm looked poised for epic 60 yard fg attempt but they went for a pass and it was incomplete. i wasnt there for most of first half so i asked ppl watching to describe it in one word.
sting> IWantMy$Back
hutt> failure
weeze> boner
trick> meow
tjian> IDontKnowSinceIJustLoggedOnOneM inuteAgo
silvermike> incompetent
acti> ViopHustleTeamNotCatchHer (wtf quality drugs acti was snorting)
D1> fixable
AKD> adequate
Kula Shaker> kovalchuk/kulachuk (i dont know either)
steve> autistic
porn> juggAndIAreTooSoberFor8PMGames (prize for funniest answer)
jugg> violence
DK> dumb
vegas> oldskool
Meow> success/MeowGotATdSheIsPro
2nd half opens with an onsides as dk finds inspiration in whodat nation. rhymed +1 wqlf. jugg recovers. ball at 38 for mm. acti promptly steps in fron of the qb and demands the ball. 10 yrd penalty. they get 23 back go for it on 4th but vegas lags the pass on decent coverage against mid pass. kk ball. Jugg> how do u do radar srs q. bak takes team 40 yards in 2 plays but stalls at about 38. they go for 3 and jugg sacks them. bak sacks when they run at him and ol forgets to pewpew his spaceship. they get some yards 4th and 5 they go for it acti gets it on 1.0 out. they keep marching. at about 17 when hasek (shark) leaves game and steve runs it to where he was. vegas says wtf is this bullshit and sits acti on his ass. not cool steve. jugg scores on completely forgettable play score is 7-7. next set of downs for KK ends after 3 consecutive sacks while KK ol are all distracted by the gay porn they are downloading other possible reason being they suck. nothing happens for a while then jugg ints and bak saves td when acti forgets to block him on the int return. mm ball at 27 they go nowhere with it so dk kicks in 3. game ends after some other stuff happens.
stars were anyone who had to endure this failfest thinly masquerading as a game.
