unfortunately for the rest of us, JUGG is on their team, meaning we r all [screwed] unless we learn to run the football cause god knows nothing is going to happen in the air. i took a few random notes this time so my commentary will be more accurate i think. do not let the score of the game fool you. mm dominated from beginning to end minus a little part in the middle. their only problem was that JUGG didnt want to play every down on d so SA got some points and their other problem is that octogenarians can cover kicks better than them.
FIRST HALF:
WHO IS THAT MASKED MAN ON THE FIELD? COULD IT BE... YES! GRAN GUERREROS TRIUMPHANT RETURN! UNLESS PPL HAVE BEEN SEEING HIM AND I JUST HAVENT BUT I FEEL LIKE ITS BEEN A WHILE! SHOUT OUT TO GRAN
ok game starts i honestly dont remember who kicked off but Scarface.nl is qb for some reason. yes broncs is there. feel free to insert ur own funny reference about how scar might be better for SA to have at qb hahaha im rly amused. nothing happens till MM gets ball and drives down field on some nice passes. they get ball at like 15 with 1st and goal. some weak shit leads to 4th and goal at the 4 yard line. steve gets ball, does a little dance and gets the fillings knocked out of him. good stuff. SA gets ball, decides that they dont want it after 3 tries and so they kick it away. MM gets ball back. Steve passes to JUGG who is covered by herbalist yangyun. JUGG decides that he wants to score this time (you'll see the relevance in that statement later) makes herb look like an idiot and walks into the endzone. big surprise MM fakes a pat and [screws] it up 6-0. SA gets ball but decides that they arent yet ready for it and so they punt it away after 3. steve gets ball around 50 or so and passes to JUGG who mosses scar to take the ball to about the 5 yard line i think. steve hits up dk for 6 with a fade pass that must have been set on at least 5.0 which dk grabs easily. again mm fakes a fg. again they [screw] it up. they claim that they cant figure out how to get the 2 pt conversion system working but since wqlf is reffing we know this is bullshit because everything works when he refs. SA gets ball back with something like 2 minutes left and they get a decent drive going when scar lags out. apparently, a lagging out qb is not a good enough reason for me to be allowed to rereg broncs as a qb according to arnk (this is not a slam of arnk. this is a slam of the entire rule making committee. if arnk is the entire committee then this is a slam of him) so SA has to kick it away. +1 points to Steve for realizing SA's problem and calling a timeout for them since they had none left so they could figure out what to do (which was to punt).
2ND HALF:
yeah so now my notes get kinda hazy because srsly everything that could happen did happen in this half. was a great half except for those of us who wanted to go watch their tv show (me). ok since my first line is about SA im guessing that they must have received and therefore SA kicked first half. anyway broncs is qb (again insert ur own broncs joke here i dont care enough) and he takes SA about 70 yards in 5 plays or so. was a very nice drive, all in the air, so im guessing that JUGG was in spec and acti or someone was in his cb spot. 4th down 7 yards to 6 points and acti ints. ok MM ball at their 20. few plays of unimportance when steve hits dk on a pass that traveled about 11 yards. fortunately for us who didnt want a boring game, herb lunges the tackle, misses terribly, and dk goes 50 yards before hutt, lugging his lazy ass away from his zone, makes a tackle. few more boring plays 4th down and 16 yards to the endzone and mm goes for it. duh. acti gets it and they go for another fake and again it doesnt work (see a pattern emerging yet?). ok SA gets ball and broncs sets up another nice drive which goes 65 yards and ends in a nice play to herb where he does a [fricking] flawless tiptoes on the sideline that was so close that arnk made me replay it so he could check. it was cl and beautiful. SA on the board. p.s it might have been a 65 yard pass or a 65 yard drive im not sure my notes and memory are hazy. they go for 2 and they get it cause they decided to do it using a wzl instead of a lanc. SA tries to onside, fails, acti takes ball back to 13. WAIT WHO IS THAT MASKED MAN ENTERING THE GAME?!?! COCAIN IN HIS TRIUMPHANT DEBUT I THINK. SHOUTOUT TO COC. whit blows a pass to dk but dk lunges and manages to catch a pass and gain 2 yards on what should have been 10. Dennis Kucinich> saving whit (real quote now thats good journalism). ok mm gets some yards 4th and 2 now. reverse to acti who doesnt notice hutt who sits him down quite firmly. seriously i saved this and it should go down as one of the most brutal hits in a 2d space based football game ever.
BEGIN JUGG THEME SHOW MUSIC NOW
very next play, jugg ints a pass from broncs takes it to the 2 yard line and westbrooks it. evan runs it in from 2 out easy td. hey guess what? mm goes for 2. Hey guess what? they fail again. 0/4 now. next set of downs for SA. JUGG decides he wants ball again. ints another, takes it like 50 yards i think decides not to score, lats to steve who lats to dk who ruins it and scores. first shark td of season maybe? mm goes for 2, [screws] it up, 0/5 on extra points. ok now time for a little entertainment for everyone in the stands. on his first non squib kick of the night, dk punts it deep mid. herb takes .1 yards inside his own endzone and basically watches as mm throws themselves at his blockers. he calmly takes the ball 100.1 YARDS for the td. was an amazing play without anything remotely suspicious which apparently sets the record, previously held by 4u2nv. 2 pt conversion is good. dont even know score if u were counting good for u. QUOTE TIME Dennis Kucinich> i remember why i squib. my team cant cover. WAIT A SECOND! WHO IS THAT MASKED MAN! ITS BM2 ENTERING THE ARENA AFTER FINISHING HIS SOCCER GAME (1 assist 1 goal not bad gj bm2)! on SA's next drive the BIG Z Zanaz gets a hutt style backwards flying sack. just thought u should all know. ok so bm2 torches acti (note its not JUGG getting burnt) for the easy td. 2 pt convo is good. ok now i have a note saying acti makes ppl look stupid on a reverse. dont rly remember it but i think it was after mm had recieved ball on failed onsides and due to lag SA only had 5 in. acti takes it like 40 yards or something. porn ten yard run for td on a funny looking play where mm clrly was gonna run since the wbs lined up immediately next to the ol inside the box. guess what mm [screws] up the extra point. ok now everything just goes [crazy] nuts. SA next drive jugg ints again and takes it back a long way. he couldve scored but his index and ring finger got tired so all he had was the middle accelerate finger. this basically ends a game that was already out of reach for SA. but unfortunately for me, MM and SA had, unbeknownst to me, conspired to make game go on for as long as [humanly] possible. steve throws like his gazillionth td of the night. mm up 19 with 26 seconds left. OMFG 2 PT CONVO IS GOOD. -1 for steve for not just ending the game but being a dick by scoring. -1000000 for not letting me go watch my show. ok so its a kick off. dk learns his lesson and squibs it. herb figures [screw] that and takes it to the house. Wqlfie+> NO NO NO
Wqlfie+> I WANT TO GO WATCH TV. ok so SA screws up the 2 pt and i figure fine im only getting to watch my show 25 minutes late. again, SA and MM conspire against me when SA does an onside and it works. 5 seconds left in game and knowing whats happened this game i have no idea what could happen. Coc sacks, ends it.
STARS
D-star: JUGG with 3 ints half a billion kds and like 30 bups or something and he had ability to score 18 of mms bazillion points
O-star: JUGG cause his performance was so mindshattering that i completely forgot anything that anyone did on the offensive side of the ball
Special Teams star: herb 2 kr tds was a very nice job.
FUNNY THINGS
on one of MMs many kickoffs, abvolt fields it, forgets what sport hes playing and tries to pass it forwards to bos. on another kickoff, scar runs across the field to steal the kick and straight into JUGG.
Gran Guerrero> [after td] do i need to cb?
Gran Guerrero> [after failed o drive] do i need to wr too?
sry this was so long but a shitload happened this game
